Wednesday, March 23, 2016

If You Ask Me...

Some say you become officially "old" when you are around 40-60,

I say you are officially "old" 5 years from however old you are now. (sorry if you in the age range of 40-60, but that is the false truth)

Some say you stop being cute at the age of five,

I say you never stop being cute until you don't want to be "cute" anymore. (that is around the time your father is embarrassing you in front of boys saying, "isn't she cute!?)

Some say there is never enough time in the day,

I say there are 24 hours in the day and you saying there isn't enough time in the day just goes to show you that you are waisting your entire day doing something that is waisting your time. (seriously people! If we had more hours in the day, we would be complaining that there was to many hours in the day.)

Some say that you should do crazy things,

I say you should do crazy things if you aren't jumping of a cliff, dyeing your hair neon green, stepping on a cactus, or paying $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for a pair of sneakers. (ok yes that would be a lot of money, but there are shoes that cost millions of dollars. Just saying there are starving children in Africa shoo don't have shoes!)

Some say don't take advice from a kid,

I say listen to me, and maybe a math genius for math help. (even though if you are an adult you should know your math facts)

Some say you should go clean your room,

I say you should go clean your room right now, because if you don't, you will have a very messy room.(ok, I should maybe go do that right now:)

3 comments:

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  2. تقدم شركة العربي للخدمات المنزلية خدماتها في مجال نقل الاثاث داخل المملكة

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